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Too bad John Edwards isn't the democratic nominee!
By:THE NICKEL PROFESSOR
Date: 8/9/2008 3:24 am

Then we would have two candidates who committed
adultery running for office which would mean at least four in a row had done the bone dance with
a woman who wasn't their wife. McCain was bumping
uglies with Cindy while married to his first wife...thus the possible Secret Service code for the beer heiress "First Mistress". Also he was nailing some blond who was involved with his 2008 campaign...I guess some women dig a dude who looks like a rabid squirrel when he smiles. GWB was nailing some broad(there are persistent rumors, that I believe to be true)and has hidden it rather well, she might be found with the weapons of mass destruction ;) Bubba Clinton is a multiple offender :D :D :D and you can't blame him for getting a little apple bobbing action, especially with those "Bobbit Choppers"
the old lady sports. And of course there is Bush
Senior, if the Mrs. looks like the Quaker Oats
box model in drag you too will be looking to hit
something more like a female :J) :J) :J)
Edwards' timing is pretty rude, doing it while
his wife was undergoing cancer treatment, but then
he had a real good role model...Newt Gingrich who
actually left his wife(deserted) while she was dying of cancer :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Aren't they all so special?

TNP

p.s. Time to leave Iraq, stop wasting American
lives. Iraq will have a seventy-nine billion
dollar surplus this year from the sale of their
oil, sitting in a New York bank drawing interest.
Our tax dollars at work...Nice! F-em! Let's leave there and let it go boom!

Messages In This Thread

Too bad John Edwards isn't the democratic nominee!
THE NICKEL PROFESSOR -- 8/9/2008 3:24 am
Re: Too bad John Edwards isn't the democratic nominee!
Eric -- 8/9/2008 7:07 am
You must be the slow guy of O.T.F.
Tucker -- 8/10/2008 10:37 pm